Waiting at the Window By A.A.Milne.
(A poem from the mind of a little boy watching 2 raindrops chasing down the windowpane.)
These are my two drops of rain
Waiting on the window pane
I am waiting here to see
Which the winning one will be.
Both of them have different names.
One is John and one is James
All the best and all the worst
Comes from which of them is first
James has just begun to ooze
He's the one I want to lose
John is waiting to begin
He's the one I want to win
James is going slowly on.
Something sort of sticks to John.
John is moving off at last.
James is going pretty fast.
John is rushing down the pane.
James is going slow again
James has met a sort of smear.
John is getting very near.
Is he going fast enough?
(James has found a piece of fluff.)
John has hurried quickly by.
(James is talking to a fly.)
John is there, and John has won!
Look! I told you! Here's the sun!
Seems that even as early as 1927, the split personality that accompanies the name John James was being observed!